WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Big Dawg 2:51 Mon Nov 25
Worst Hammers 11
Roberto in goal

Gary Charles
Gary Breen
roger the relegator (forget his name)
Rat or Wayne bridge

nordvelt
Carlos Sanchez
gokhhan tore

benni mccarthy
robbie keane
savio

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Jarza 12:27 Thu Nov 28
Re: Worst Hammers 11
I cannot believe that no-one has mention John Carew....big enough to fill all front positions !

Far Cough 9:33 Thu Nov 28
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tnb 11:52 Wed Nov 27
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I'm not having Repka. He was an absolute disaster when he first signed but he did his best in his own unique psychopathic manner and he put in some decent performances throughout his time as a whole. We have had a lot worse.


Agreed

gph 1:22 Thu Nov 28
Re: Worst Hammers 11
Roberto's just the start.

It's taken ages to find competition for McKnight.

In ten years' time, we'll have a whole new worst-ever Hammers team.

Unless something changes at the top.

Sarge 1:16 Thu Nov 28
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Grumps
His first touch was off his bollocks
His second was accidental as he hit the foetal position after he got hit in the bollocks.

I might be stretching it a bit there but I felt he was very over rated.

PostmanPissed 1:02 Thu Nov 28
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Seem to remember Sandy Clarke scoring in wins over Man.Utd and Liverpool.

The strikers list is endless, has anyone mentioned Paolo Alves. Remember being at Pride Park and the Derby fans laying into him thinking he was Paul Kitson.

Grumpster 12:59 Thu Nov 28
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How dare you, dailly scored the winner in the play off semi which surely makes him exempt???

Sarge 12:58 Thu Nov 28
Re: Worst Hammers 11
Keeper
Roberto needs another month or two before he gets in ahead of mcknight

McKnight

Back line
Struggling with picking once quality players who were well past it when they came to us (arbeloa / evra) or honest triers who just were not very good (eg Hilton/ strodder) but am settling on a 3 of ;

Hilton
Breen
Dailly


Midfield
Looking for 5 here inc two wide.
Boa Morte and robbie Slater can take the wide roles
Centrally - quashie and Mitchell Thomas for certain. I wasnt as hung up on kovac as others so the third more advanced spot goes to Steve whitton.

Front two.
Fuck me where do you start. We could play 1 1 8 and still leave neil mellor on the bench. Someone mentioned sandy clarke earlier. A fine shout but I'm looking for a gap between expectations and delivery.

So Zaza and Mike Newell can go up top.

In short - we might be 17th right now but you young uns haven't seen anything like the dross some of us have.

chedylan 2 12:45 Thu Nov 28
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Remember gold or Sullivan boasting that they were only paying mido1000 quid a week, he was so 'motivated to come'.

That worked out well.

At least they learn from their mistakes though.


Oh

tnb 11:52 Wed Nov 27
Re: Worst Hammers 11
I'm not having Repka. He was an absolute disaster when he first signed but he did his best in his own unique psychopathic manner and he put in some decent performances throughout his time as a whole. We have had a lot worse.

Leeshere 11:40 Wed Nov 27
Re: Worst Hammers 11
Ones I can remember:
McKnight
Arbeloa
Repka
Breen
Rowland
Gordon
Dumitrescu
Diarra
Thomas
Boogers
Zaza

North Bank 11:19 Wed Nov 27
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Cheers Zeb yeah he was an Aussie memories going

Cough agag that's right on a bonding night out weren't it

tnb 10:50 Wed Nov 27
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In my time...

Ilic
Minto
Charles
Foxe
Margas
Kovac
Diarra
Savio
Dyer
Camara
Mido

Can't believe no one has picked Minto yet, although Wayne Quinn gets off very lightly by missing out. Can't be too many other players who have gone straight from playing for us, albeit in the Championship, to non league. Don't think he was even that old. Andy Impey deserves a dishonourable mention too now I think about it. And Labant. Left backs, eh?

Boogers somehow gets away with it probably purely because the memory of Mido is more recent, as is THAT penalty against Everton.

How Mike Newell isn't even in the 'top' three of our worst strikers for the last 25 years or so is quite incredible. Ditto Zaza, McCarthy, Steve Jones (which may be oddly controversial), and Davor fucking Suker.

I really wanted to include Scott Mean, too.

Far Cough 9:28 Wed Nov 27
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Hayden Foxe arf, the infamous PISS artist

zebthecat 9:26 Wed Nov 27
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Hayden Foxe was an Aussie and, yes, he was terrible.

Eerie Descent 9:15 Wed Nov 27
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Gary Breen's individual performance in the 6-0 hammering against Man Utd in the FA Cup was one of the worst I've ever witnessed.

North Bank 9:12 Wed Nov 27
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Left back has to be Wayne Quinn and that Ginger Yank dubbed the next Rio by Twitchy has to partner Breen at the back

Eerie Descent 9:11 Wed Nov 27
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Anyone not picking Kovac in their team has clearly not watched West Ham much over the years.

Boycie 9:06 Wed Nov 27
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You forgot Boogers and Tony Gale

Vexed 8:17 Wed Nov 27
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You could make an entire league of teams out of the shit players we've had over the years, we've had so many. These current PRICKS would still manage to lose against all of them too.

horrible 8:01 Wed Nov 27
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Surely the number 5 centre half must go to TOMMY TAYLOR, anyone who can stand on the opponents goal line and not only put the ball over the bar but over the North bank roof and out of the ground has to be up there somewhere in the top one

Mike the Hammer 4:03 Tue Nov 26
Re: Worst Hammers 11
Steve Walford?

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